Melted

Sorry, it's too hot to draw anything today.

Swamp Person

So, I was watching The Soup the other day, and they had a clip of this show called Swamp People. And there was a dude that looked like this guy, talking about shooting rabbits and stuff. So, I made this drawing.

Bear Riding Robot

The Bear Riding Robot was invented because look at it.

SmileBot!

The SmileBot works with the clinically depressed.

Japanoise Bot

The Japanoise Bot was created for those who are fans of bands such as Boredoms, Melt Banana, Guitar Wolf, etc. but are disappointed at the dearth of albums they produce. Also, what better way to experience beautiful, ear-splitting noise rock than from a robot in the comfort of your own home or place of business?

A: No better way.

Tiny Little Robot

The Tiny Little Robot began life as a CIA project, designed for covert mission-gathering and assassination missions. Today, however, the Tiny Little Robot has been repurposed and rebranded as a "Pokémon-killer". Kids everywhere rush to collect the latest color schemes and accessories, trade them with friends, and force them to fight to the death in miniature arenas.

Birthday Bot

In the year 20XX, Dr. C. Triskett had a dream; to make sure that nobody's birthday went by unnoticed. So, she invented the Birthday Bot Brigade. They hooked up to the worldwide birthday database (Facebook), and would visit people on their birthdays, greeting them with animated gifs, funny YouTube videos, and silly variations on the phrase "Happy Birthday".

Robotic Flying Disc

Kids love 'em!

SkullBiter

The SkullBiter was created to help combat the ever-growing problem of skulls lining neighborhood sidewalks.

JizzBot

The JizzBot (model HJ-9000) was created to assist in specimen collection at cryobanks.