Melted

Sorry, it's too hot to draw anything today.

Swamp Person

So, I was watching The Soup the other day, and they had a clip of this show called Swamp People. And there was a dude that looked like this guy, talking about shooting rabbits and stuff. So, I made this drawing.

Bear Riding Robot

The Bear Riding Robot was invented because look at it.

SmileBot!

The SmileBot works with the clinically depressed.

Japanoise Bot

The Japanoise Bot was created for those who are fans of bands such as Boredoms, Melt Banana, Guitar Wolf, etc. but are disappointed at the dearth of albums they produce. Also, what better way to experience beautiful, ear-splitting noise rock than from a robot in the comfort of your own home or place of business?

A: No better way.

Tiny Little Robot

The Tiny Little Robot began life as a CIA project, designed for covert mission-gathering and assassination missions. Today, however, the Tiny Little Robot has been repurposed and rebranded as a "Pokémon-killer". Kids everywhere rush to collect the latest color schemes and accessories, trade them with friends, and force them to fight to the death in miniature arenas.

Birthday Bot

In the year 20XX, Dr. C. Triskett had a dream; to make sure that nobody's birthday went by unnoticed. So, she invented the Birthday Bot Brigade. They hooked up to the worldwide birthday database (Facebook), and would visit people on their birthdays, greeting them with animated gifs, funny YouTube videos, and silly variations on the phrase "Happy Birthday".

Robotic Flying Disc

Kids love 'em!

SkullBiter

The SkullBiter was created to help combat the ever-growing problem of skulls lining neighborhood sidewalks.

JizzBot

The JizzBot (model HJ-9000) was created to assist in specimen collection at cryobanks.

Woomba

Fits One (1) emotionally stunted adult.

Brobot

The creation of the Brobot was a disaster. As soon as the prototype was activated at the MIT Robotics Department, it instantly attacked the nerds that created it. It then proceeded to treat nearby fembots with a marked lack of respect.

Pizza Robot

Caption redacted by request of Italian-Robot Anti-Defamation League.

StairBot

Sometimes you just need a few stairs to get things that are too high, you know?

RoboCup

When veteran police officer Colby Strongbow was killed on the job, the DataDyne Corporation was able to salvage enough of his body so he could once again serve the force. Specifically 16oz of fluid that he can keep hot for up to 5 hours.

MoCCA Fest NYC!

Hey guys! Time to take a break from drawing robots to let you know that I will be at the NYC MoCCA Fest this weekend! Here's a little map to help you find me. I'll be at a table with Ian Harker giving away FREE copies of Secret Prison #4, Box Brown selling his Everything Dies comic (#6 just came out, like, today) and Cody Pickrodt with his cool stuff. I will also be debuting Issue #2 of my "superhero" comic Hurt-Man! It's 20 pages of a weird adventure filled with monsters. Here's a peek at the cover art...

There's a ton of other people there worth your time, like Philly duders Pat Aulisio and M. Jacob Alvarez. Michael Kupperman, of Tales Designed to Thrizzle and Snake n' Bacon. Bill Plympton, creator of all those Bill Plympton shorts and feature animations. And a whole island made of pizza and filled with girls!

But anyway, if you're going and you want to find me, peep this map.

Hope to see everybody there! Especially YOU!

MagicianBot

The MagicianBot is programmed to be at least 63% more annoying than an organic magician.

Rowbot

WARNING: Do not get Rowbot wet.

Garbot

Eats anything. Gross.

Hand Robot

The Hand Robot, or Handroid, was made with exceptionally large and useful hands. However, it rarely gets any work done due to its fascination with its own hands.

Can Opener Robot

The Can Opener Robot, or Candroid, only thinks about cans and can-related topics.

April of the Robots - Tall Robot

I wanted to originally do "March of the Robots" (get it?) but March kind of snuck up on me. So, for the entire month of April, I will post one (1) drawing of a robot for every day of the month. Today's robot is the Tall Robot.

The tall robot is tall. Really tall.

A little too tall if you ask me.

untitled mini comic

So, I went and created a proper cover for the mini comic I made last summer.

This Is Jason

Finally, my blog has a theme video!

Watch it full size here

Hourly Comics

So, February 1st, as you all know, is Groundhog's Day Eve. You may not be aware that there is also this thing where people draw comics at the rate of 1/hr for all their waking hours on the first day of February. Well, this year, I became one of those people doing that thing. While simultaneously doing a few errands in Manhattan, getting hit with freezing rain, and trying not to slip on ice patches. What I'm trying to say is, it was fun. And I'm no worse for the wear, except for a drawing finger that hurt because I was pressing the pen too hard (but it's all better now).

OK, here's the comic, in 3 parts. Click em to read em.

Little Guy

I drew this little guy with some color micron pens that I picked up recently. He's hanging out in Portland (not really, it's Photoshopped).