Melted

Sorry, it's too hot to draw anything today.

Hourly Comics

So, February 1st, as you all know, is Groundhog's Day Eve. You may not be aware that there is also this thing where people draw comics at the rate of 1/hr for all their waking hours on the first day of February. Well, this year, I became one of those people doing that thing. While simultaneously doing a few errands in Manhattan, getting hit with freezing rain, and trying not to slip on ice patches. What I'm trying to say is, it was fun. And I'm no worse for the wear, except for a drawing finger that hurt because I was pressing the pen too hard (but it's all better now).

OK, here's the comic, in 3 parts. Click em to read em.

Little Guy

I drew this little guy with some color micron pens that I picked up recently. He's hanging out in Portland (not really, it's Photoshopped).

Mummers Monster

The Mummers Monster can be seen every January 1st, on 2 Street in South Philadelphia, getting drunk and belligerent. And playing banjo while dressed in his sequined fanciest. And that's where I will be tomorrow.

AND!

Thus ends the Month o' Monsters! And the year 2010 as well! We did it!

Snooter Monster

There's nothing in the rule books that says a Snooter can't play basketball.

This has never been a problem because Snooters are terrible at basketball. Even worse than Wolf Monsters.

Snow Monster

It snowed a lot this past weekend, so I drew a snow monster. Isn't life funny sometimes?

Sea Monster

Nothing special here. Just a typical Sea Monster.

Big Handed Alien Monster

Well, you've got to hand it to him.

Hand what? I don't know. Leave me alone.

Toenail Monster

Uch...I...I just...

I'm sorry, I need to go puke now.

Lemon Head Monster

I know, I know, it looks more like a lime.

But it smells like a lemon.

I know, it smells like garbage. Just give me a break, alright?

Tooth Monster

The Tooth Monster was known for its role in the development of modern dentistry. Tooth Monsters were studied extensively by dentists and dental hygienists alike, with their mouths forced open for sometimes upwards of 8 hours at a time. It was this forced altruism that eventually led to their extinction. However, we now have them to thank for the invention of plaque candy.

Not Bird Monster

Birds have feathers. The Not Bird has feather.

Shadowy Devil Dog

Not affiliated with Drake's Foods.

Slippers Monster

"OH MY GOD HAS ANYONE SEEN MY CAR KEYS? I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORK!!!"

Slime Monster

Is it true that the Slime Monster once played an integral part in the production of 1980s cult children's television show "You Can't Do That On Television"?

I don't know.

Crying Monster

Oh..wait...no, don't...don't cry...

Come on crying monster, I didn't...

Aw man...

Sawnose Monster

The Sawnose Monster would be an unrivaled lumberjack if it weren't for its debilitating tree allergies.

Hand Holder Monsters

The Hand Holder Monsters are notoriously good square dancers. They usually enter square dancing competitions and take the money they win to offset the cost of their therapist.

Blob Monster

What's that you're knitting, Blob Monster? A death shroud? Oh, it's lovely.

Hipster Vampire

"I only drink organic blood. And PBR."