The Tongue Monster is now making its second appearance on this website, this time rendered more faithfully to what it actually looks like. The tongue, you will notice, is a shade of blue not unlike another monster, the Okapi. This same tongue is so large in the Tongue Monster's mouth, that it prevents it from eating, drinking, spitting or breathing. This means that the Tongue Monster has an incredibly short life span. Just barely enough time to catch a movie (if the lines aren't too long), buy a pair of steel-toed boots, and have little baby Tongue Monsters who lead the same, pointless, spit-free life.
