Tiny Little Robot

The Tiny Little Robot began life as a CIA project, designed for covert mission-gathering and assassination missions. Today, however, the Tiny Little Robot has been repurposed and rebranded as a "Pokémon-killer". Kids everywhere rush to collect the latest color schemes and accessories, trade them with friends, and force them to fight to the death in miniature arenas.

Birthday Bot

In the year 20XX, Dr. C. Triskett had a dream; to make sure that nobody's birthday went by unnoticed. So, she invented the Birthday Bot Brigade. They hooked up to the worldwide birthday database (Facebook), and would visit people on their birthdays, greeting them with animated gifs, funny YouTube videos, and silly variations on the phrase "Happy Birthday".

Robotic Flying Disc

Kids love 'em!

SkullBiter

The SkullBiter was created to help combat the ever-growing problem of skulls lining neighborhood sidewalks.

JizzBot

The JizzBot (model HJ-9000) was created to assist in specimen collection at cryobanks.

Woomba

Fits One (1) emotionally stunted adult.

Brobot

The creation of the Brobot was a disaster. As soon as the prototype was activated at the MIT Robotics Department, it instantly attacked the nerds that created it. It then proceeded to treat nearby fembots with a marked lack of respect.

Pizza Robot

Caption redacted by request of Italian-Robot Anti-Defamation League.

StairBot

Sometimes you just need a few stairs to get things that are too high, you know?

RoboCup

When veteran police officer Colby Strongbow was killed on the job, the DataDyne Corporation was able to salvage enough of his body so he could once again serve the force. Specifically 16oz of fluid that he can keep hot for up to 5 hours.