Mummers Monster

The Mummers Monster can be seen every January 1st, on 2 Street in South Philadelphia, getting drunk and belligerent. And playing banjo while dressed in his sequined fanciest. And that's where I will be tomorrow.

AND!

Thus ends the Month o' Monsters! And the year 2010 as well! We did it!

Snooter Monster

There's nothing in the rule books that says a Snooter can't play basketball.

This has never been a problem because Snooters are terrible at basketball. Even worse than Wolf Monsters.

Snow Monster

It snowed a lot this past weekend, so I drew a snow monster. Isn't life funny sometimes?

Sea Monster

Nothing special here. Just a typical Sea Monster.

Big Handed Alien Monster

Well, you've got to hand it to him.

Hand what? I don't know. Leave me alone.

Toenail Monster

Uch...I...I just...

I'm sorry, I need to go puke now.

Lemon Head Monster

I know, I know, it looks more like a lime.

But it smells like a lemon.

I know, it smells like garbage. Just give me a break, alright?

Tooth Monster

The Tooth Monster was known for its role in the development of modern dentistry. Tooth Monsters were studied extensively by dentists and dental hygienists alike, with their mouths forced open for sometimes upwards of 8 hours at a time. It was this forced altruism that eventually led to their extinction. However, we now have them to thank for the invention of plaque candy.

Not Bird Monster

Birds have feathers. The Not Bird has feather.

Shadowy Devil Dog

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