Woomba

Fits One (1) emotionally stunted adult.

Brobot

The creation of the Brobot was a disaster. As soon as the prototype was activated at the MIT Robotics Department, it instantly attacked the nerds that created it. It then proceeded to treat nearby fembots with a marked lack of respect.

Pizza Robot

Caption redacted by request of Italian-Robot Anti-Defamation League.

StairBot

Sometimes you just need a few stairs to get things that are too high, you know?

RoboCup

When veteran police officer Colby Strongbow was killed on the job, the DataDyne Corporation was able to salvage enough of his body so he could once again serve the force. Specifically 16oz of fluid that he can keep hot for up to 5 hours.

MoCCA Fest NYC!

Hey guys! Time to take a break from drawing robots to let you know that I will be at the NYC MoCCA Fest this weekend! Here's a little map to help you find me. I'll be at a table with Ian Harker giving away FREE copies of Secret Prison #4, Box Brown selling his Everything Dies comic (#6 just came out, like, today) and Cody Pickrodt with his cool stuff. I will also be debuting Issue #2 of my "superhero" comic Hurt-Man! It's 20 pages of a weird adventure filled with monsters. Here's a peek at the cover art...

There's a ton of other people there worth your time, like Philly duders Pat Aulisio and M. Jacob Alvarez. Michael Kupperman, of Tales Designed to Thrizzle and Snake n' Bacon. Bill Plympton, creator of all those Bill Plympton shorts and feature animations. And a whole island made of pizza and filled with girls!

But anyway, if you're going and you want to find me, peep this map.

Hope to see everybody there! Especially YOU!

MagicianBot

The MagicianBot is programmed to be at least 63% more annoying than an organic magician.

Rowbot

WARNING: Do not get Rowbot wet.

Garbot

Eats anything. Gross.

Hand Robot

The Hand Robot, or Handroid, was made with exceptionally large and useful hands. However, it rarely gets any work done due to its fascination with its own hands.