Worm Monster

The Worm Monster resembles an earthworm, all the way down to his freakishly large hands. Unlike the common earthworm, however, this monster uses his hands mainly for clapping. Since monsters typically do not frequent operas or comedy clubs, all of this clapping is usually out of place, unnecessary, and quite annoying. The Worm Monster's advanced digestive system then takes the annoyance and processes it into energy. It is then passed out of the system by what human medical science calls "tooting".